softowl:
do you ever get that thing where you can’t tell if someone is just a little socially anxious and nervous to talk to you or if they genuinely do not like you but want to remain on good terms because it’s unpleasant to be on bad terms with people
Every day of my life.
Then it turns out that I’m the socially anxious one.
And then I just keep hiding under the duvet instead of talking to people.
softowl:
Hey folks, Athena’s Wink has responded to my emails saying that they have many Nepeta hats left in their inventory they would like to sell even though they’re aware it’s not legal. (And yes, I can provide a screenshot of this if necessary, but I don’t think it is.)
Please just don’t buy them.
Thanks.
That was seriously their response? My god, that is just… That’s shitty. That is the shittiest. Sweet jesus, I wouldn’t buy shit from them anyways, but even more so for their non-homestuck items if that’s how they actually respond to a cease and desist from an IP holder. To know what you’re doing is wrong and to still go ahead and do it is just reprehensible.
Just holy fuck, how rude and deluded can you get.
Roleplaying with my boyfriend is a lot less sexy than you’d believe.
Him: He decides to go look to see if they have any food somewhere.
Me: They do have a cafeteria.
Him: Then this is where he heads off to. He attempts to a muffin or something, and some milk
Him: no bags
Me: The milk totally comes in a bag.
Me: Because fuck you that’s why.
Him: fuck
nicks-ass:
monsieurmoose:
snazzycookies:
fastpuck:
ashandherketchup:
minestuck:
bootybeachpatrol:
dragonsroar:
raccoontea:
phemiec:
lalondes-wonking:
gurumichy:
pettyartist:
hitoshura0:
easternstarlights:
soujizz:
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
Pokemon: Spend hours and hours pushing up and down while you scream for eggs to fucking hatch already
No More Heroes: You’re forced to be an assassin by this smokin hot babe that promises to have sex with you if you kill all the other assassins but when you do she just laughs in your face and walks away
Shadow of the Colossus: There are only like 16 enemies in the entire game, and they’re all spaced way the hell apart so you wander around the huge map for ages searching for them. It ends badly for all involved.
Legend of Mana: You spend a half hour running around your house before you finally realize you have to talk to the weird ass plant thing that was literally standing and walking in the path outside your door, making you feel like the fucking retard you are.
softowl:
lcheeseboy:
softowl:
rainstarsfall:
softowl:
well the cat is out of the bag now!
(tomselleck is john keogh, who is also amazing!)
I REALLY HOPE THIS IS TRUE
dude what about this makes you think it is not true :(
The fact that it’s a twitter screencap on tumblr without a link to the source tweet itself? I mean I happen to trust the source in this case, but that’s usually kind of a bad sign. See also Obama commenting on the Avengers.
but you could easily go look at the twitter accounts yourself if you are skeptical…
>people not trusting softowl about homestuck things
Why.
fat man vs. slip n’ slide

That doesn’t sound bad at all.
no keep watching don’t you wanna see the slapped-together ending
I-
Maybe. Where does it fight on the scale of shit hitting each other; from shopping carts smashing into each other in the parking lot to multiple freight train derailment and pile up?